Lyrics by Indi Riverflow

JULIA
Yes, I’d like to Order Chaos, with an extra bun
As I am a very strict heretical Discordian nun
And on this day buns are expressly forbidden
By my extremely silly surreal religion

Yes, let us toast and roast the Sacred Chao
Cause now is Zen and Zen is now
Step right up and select your illusion
Hail Eris and pass the confusion!

I say, Discord is unfairly maligned
‘Tis an ill wind which blows no minds
Offending only organs of the olfactory kind
It really stinks if it don’t make you think!

Hell, we don’t even know
If Mr. Momomoto
Can really swallow his nose
Is it Mr. Momomoto
Or is it actually his brother
You know, Momomoto the other
Who can truly swallow his nose?
Who knows?

JULIA
So let us roast and toast the Sacred Chao
Cause now is Zen and Zen is now
Step right up and select your illusion
Hail Eris and pass the confusion!

ALL
Let us toast and roast the Sacred Chao
Cause now is Zen and Zen is now
Step right up and select your illusion
Hail Eris and pass the confusion!

JULIA
Dot your tease and cross your eyes
Give Eris a kiss between the thighs
Taking it seriously is the only sin
‘Cause that’s like letting Greyface win
And we can’t let the Pentagon
Immanentize the Eschaton!

Never fear, we’re all Popes here
Know that you are already free
Entropy and bureaucracy
Tied by eternal discord
It’s all quite clear, it’s all right there
If you read between the fnords
Read between the fnords
Read between the fnords
ALL
So let us toast and roast the Sacred Chao
Cause now is Zen and Zen is now
Step right up and select your illusion
Hail Eris and pass the confusion!