Lyrics by Indi Riverflow

Once a couple withheld an invitation
From Eris due to Her bad reputation
They wanted to have a quiet affair
And thought it was best if She wasn’t there

The Goddess of Discord took great offense
Tired of always being barred from events
Social calendar in complete disarray
With nothing at all to do on that day

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Should have invited Her to the wedding
Chaos is coming either way
Like a pile of unmade bedding
It’ll get messed up anyway

Eris hatched a scheme to incite
The most mythically epic cat-scratch fight
Over which Goddess reigned supreme
Seems rather extreme
But when She was through
We’d all get an etiquette lesson or two

Forged with poisonous seeds of strife
Fired by desire for an angry king’s wife
The Golden Apple was cast on the floor
Sparks of war contained in its core
Eris is a Goddess you don’t dare cross
So grab an apple of your own to toss

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