CASSANDRA

Opportunity came and rang my bell
As if I’d won the prize
Oh hell, I guess it’s just as well
That I fell for the disguise

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CASSANDRA:

Fire in the wax museum
Effigies melting down
But the fever’s just a symptom
Of what’s ailing this town

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JULIA
Yes, I’d like to Order Chaos, with an extra bun
As I am a very strict heretical Discordian nun
And on this day buns are expressly forbidden
By my extremely silly surreal religion

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JULIA

Once a couple withheld an invitation
From Eris due to Her bad reputation
They wanted to have a quiet affair
And thought it was best if She weren’t there

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YUL

I met him pike hoses
In protean pantomimes
Where the meta juxtaposes
And where the mystery rhymes

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