Lyrics by Indi Riverflow

Once a couple withheld an invitation
From Eris due to Her bad reputation
They wanted to have a quiet affair
And thought it was best if She weren’t there

Now, the Goddess of Discord took great offense
Tired of always being barred from events
Her social calendar in complete disarray
With nothing at all to do on that day

So, Eris hatched a scheme to incite
The most mythically epic cat-scratch fight
Over which Goddess reigned supreme
Now, this might seem rather extreme
But when She was done and through
We’d all get an etiquette lesson or two

Paris was given his pick of bribes
Wisdom or power or the loveliest of brides
But there were a few strings attached
And an army came to fetch her back
For Helen it seemed was already a Queen
And that’s why ancient Troy got sacked

Eris got sore, so She started a war
That Apple was trouble down to the core
Should’ve invited Her to the wedding
‘Cause Chaos is coming to the soirée
With the direction things are heading
Better stay out of Her way