Lyrics by Indi Riverflow

Rub-a-dub dub and the Original Snub
Podge pushing Hodge in the Cosmic tub
First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust
Then I’ll proceed to spontaneously combust

What do you suppose all this nonsense is for?
The maddened chimp solemnly swore
Male nipples and moons that can’t read a map
And what is with this Heisenberg crap?

{Chorus}
Let us toast and roast the Sacred Chao
Cause now is Zen and Zen is now
Step right up and select your illusion
Hail Eris and pass the confusion

I’d like to Order Chaos with an extra bun
As I am a very strict heretical Discordian nun
And buns are expressly forbidden
By my joke of a religion

‘Tis an ill wind which blows no minds
Only offending organs of the olfactory kind

Hell we don’t even know
If Mr Momomoto
Can really swallow his nose

{Chorus}

Taking it all so serious is a serious sin
Cause that’s like letting Greyface win
And we can’t let the Pentagon
Immanentize the Eschaton

So go and know you are already free
Never fear, we’re all Popes here
It’s all about entropy and bureaucracy
Dueling in dynamic discord
It’s all quite clear, it’s all right there
If you take the time to read between the fnords